I think they've found their niche!
life is a thrill |
short-attention span muxtape |
This sentence contains a provocative statement that attracts the readers’ attention, but really only has very little to do with the topic of the blog post. This sentence claims to follow logically from the first sentence, though the connection is actually rather tenuous. This sentence claims that very few people are willing to admit the obvious inference of the last two sentences, with an implication that the reader is not one of those very few people. This sentence expresses the unwillingness of the writer to be silenced despite going against the popular wisdom. This sentence is a sort of drum roll, preparing the reader for the shocking truth to be contained in the next sentence.
This sentence contains the thesis of the blog post, a trite and obvious statement cast as a dazzling and controversial insight.
This sentence claims that there are many people who do not agree with the thesis of the blog post as expressed in the previous sentence. This sentence speculates as to the mental and ethical character of the people mentioned in the previous sentence. This sentence contains a link to the most egregiously ill-argued, intemperate, hateful and ridiculous example of such people the author could find. This sentence is a three-word refutation of the post linked in the previous sentence, the first of which three words is “Um.” This sentence implies that the linked post is in fact typical of those who disagree with the thesis of the blog post. This sentence contains expressions of outrage and disbelief largely expressed in Internet acronyms. This sentence contains a link to an Internet video featuring a cat playing a piano.
This post is hilarious. The next time someone says Privacy is Dead. Or Not Dead. Or that Flash support is inevitable on the iPhone, take a look at this post. It's a nice reminder that if people knew what they were talking about, they'd probably be using their knowledge to further the socioeconomic status of themselves and their families. Not posting link bait on the internets.
Also, dude, are you gay? Or do you have excellent taste in racks and cooters? It's really got to be one or the other.
Most of these pics are awful/stuipid. Definitely don't click through. But Pooh with an M-16? Now that's classy.
this is where you find a bunch of star wars crap and other facts/opinions about how great life is and can be. or might not be so great sometimes or so thrilling. you know how it is.
