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A Detailed Look At TARP

Your bailout money and what happened to it.

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Posted March 2, 2010 by Marshall 
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Tom Tancredo: ‘Thank God John McCain Lost’

In Tancredo’s view, the Tea Party movement would never have been sparked under a McCain administration because Republican Party leaders and activists would have been muffled from criticizing their president. Meanwhile, McCain would be cutting deals with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid.

If the Arizona senator had won, Tancredo said, “Sarah Palin would not be free to tell it like it is.”

If McCain had won, “There would be no Republican in Ted Kennedy’s seat in Massachusetts.”

Tancredo, best known for his hard-line stance against illegal immigration, also said the theoretical McCain administration would have already held a bill signing ceremony outside the White House with Rep. Luis Gutierrez, an Illinois Democrat who previously worked with McCain on an unsuccessful overhaul of U.S. immigration laws that would have provided a path to citizenship for some of the illegal immigrants residing in the U.S.

“We would not be here” if McCain had won, he said. “What happened to us in that last election was really a revolution.”

Tancredo also heaped criticism on Obama, calling him “a committed socialist ideologue” and warned against the “cult of multiculturalism” in America.

I agree with some of the Tea Partiers main arguments: that fiscal conservatism is the proper path, that government regulation has greatly exceeded its proper scope, and that states should be freer to govern without interference from the federal government.

But these principles are difficult to get behind when racist douchebags like Tom Tancredo and incoherent ninnies like Sarah Palin are leading the charge.

Further, my understanding is that the true tea-baggers fully embrace the social conservatism espoused by Republicans. My opinion is that any movement aimed at restricting the scope of government should at least be neutral on divisive issues like gay marriage and abortion. With so many independents out there, many of whom are essentially social liberals and fiscal conservatives, it's too bad no mainstream movement has credibly emerged to challenge the sad two-party hegemony.

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Posted February 5, 2010 by Marshall 
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The weird genius behind Carly Fiorina's "demon sheep" ad.

Slate takes a look at the most terrifying political ad ever.

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Posted February 5, 2010 by Marshall 
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You, yes you, are one of the 50 most loathsome Americans

Here's the list. You (and I) check in midway at number 26:

26. You

Charges: Based solely on Fox News and cartoon depictions of evil scientists, you think “Climategate” is a real controversy that somehow affects the truth of global warming. You think science is just another religion. You think Dan Brown writes nonfiction. You want the government to get its hands out of your Medicare. You think Dr. Oz can heal you with his palms. You believe in horoscopes. You bought a Snuggie. You’re suddenly outraged by government malfeasance because because a black guy got elected, or you refuse to be outraged by government malfeasance, because you don’t want to come across as racist. You think Avatar was either the worst or best film ever and you have film chops to describe why, yet you know fuck all about how the real world works, because you’re too busy satiating yourself with junk food, internet porn and “reality” HDTV to care. It took a fucking Underwear Bomber for you to learn about Yemen. You’re proud of your ignorance and proud of that too. In other words, you suck, you know it, and your every word is a sad and futile attempt to deny it.
Exhibit A: Glenn Beck.
Sentence: Glenn Beck.

Jay Leno makes the list as well:

12. Jay Leno

Charges: Longtime font of tepid zingers and sad Kevin Eubanks banter, the Chin that ate Letterman went too far this year with his vainglorious quest to completely vanillify prime time comedy. But, like an obese, mustachioed stretch pants enthusiast, America simply wasn’t drunk enough at 10 to find Leno attractive. While technically not an ‘09 infraction, his decision to bump Coco—rather than have the sack to break contract—is only further testament to the man’s largely undeserved ego. Seriously, Jay, stop buying cars already.
Exhibit A: Makes Jimmy Fallon seem hilarious.
Sentence: New gig as Craig Ferguson’s eyebrow handler.

But Beck is number one.

1. Glenn Beck

Charges: As the Sybil of cable punditry and graduate of the prestigious University of I Don’t Remember, Beck’s bipolar professor routine is hands down the funniest thing on TV. When he gets out the chalkboard and starts drawing trees and playing misspelled word association games with a comically grave demeanor, Beck makes Stephen Colbert look like a piker. The fact that millions of Americans think he knows what he’s talking about, however, is not funny at all. If this simpering boob, blubbering the same old reds-under-the-bed melodrama from the ‘50s with a sophomoric Da Vinci Code twist, is the face of the people’s rebellion, sign us up for the empire.
Exhibit A: “This president has exposed himself as a guy, over and over and over again, who has a deep-seated hatred for white people or the white culture… I’m not saying that he doesn’t like white people.”
Sentence: Drowned in crocodile tears; eaten by crocodile.

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Posted February 4, 2010 by Marshall 
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Has America become "ungovernable"?

I have a simple three-step test to indicate whether a country is "governable":

  1. Is it having, about to have, or living in the aftermath of, a coup?
  2. Has the civil war killed at least 1% of the population?
  3. If an alien landed and demanded to be taken to see a representative of your government, would you be unable to comply with this request?
If your answer to any of these questions is "yes", then you may be living in a country that is ungovernable, and should consult the World Bank, or an arms dealer, if the symptoms do not resolve within a week.

Otherwise, you are living in a functional nation-state.  You may not like what the government does (or doesn't do), but it is governable, and indeed, is being governed right this very minute!

I'm as tired of the GOP's crap-tactics as anyone, and not necessarily because I'm a huge fan of Obama's proposed reforms. Still, I agree with McArdle. A little gridlock (or a lot) doesn't make the country ungovernable.

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Posted February 2, 2010 by Marshall 
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The Volokh Conspiracy » Colbert in 2012?

Stephen Colbert tried to run a corporate-sponsored campaign for the Presidency in 2008, only to be foiled by election laws.  In teh wake of the Citizens United ruling, he’d like to try again, Politico reports.  But if he plans to run another “hail to the cheese Stephen Colbert Nacho Cheese Doritos 2008 presidential campaign” he’s in for a bit of a surprise.  While Frito-Lay could air ads in support of Colbert’s candidacy, it still can’t fund his campaign directly or coordinate its expenditures with the Colbert campaign, nor can Colbert promote a real candidacy on his show, as that would entail direct financial support from Comedy Central’s corporate owner, Viacom.  So much for leaving the other candidates in the dust, the “nacho cheese dust.”

Nice, concise reminder that Citizens United didn't remove all campaign spending limits for corporations. Just those restrictions directly related to media purchases (i.e., the form of participation that looks MOST like pure speech).

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Posted January 30, 2010 by Marshall 
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I thought they were already being as obstructionist as they could be

 

Sen. Orrin Hatch

Washington » Sen. Orrin Hatch threatened an all-out political "war" and promised a new high in partisan tensions if Democrats employ a rarely used Senate rule to win approval of their health reform bill.

His provocative statements came a day after President Barack Obama made a plea for bipartisanship and cooperation in his State of the Union address.

It was a plea that Hatch, a Utah Republican who sits on both of the Senate's health committees, said he simply didn't believe.

"They haven't acted in good faith on this, nor do I expect that they will," he said in an interview with The Salt Lake Tribune . "I expect them to go to reconciliation."

Reconciliation is a procedure that would allow Democrats to bypass a potential filibuster and pass a bill with a simple majority vote. The rule was created to allow Congress to pass budgets in extreme circumstances and is rarely ever used. Under normal rules it takes 60 votes to overcome a filibuster, but Democrats now control 59 seats after the unexpected Republican victory in the special election in left-leaning Massachusetts last week.

Hatch said Thursday that using reconciliation would be "one of the worst grabs for power in the history of the country" that would permanently impact relations between the two parties.

"It is going to be outright war and it should be, because it would be such an abuse of the reconciliation rules," Hatch said. "If they abuse those rules it is going to lead to even more heated animosities between not just the two parties, but even between individual senators."

Short of getting access to a Spinal Tap modification, and taking this shit to 11, I'm not sure Republicans can go much further against the wall. They already use the filibuster against everything. They already put a hold against every nomination.

So what else are they going to do? Torture?

That being said, I totally agree reconciliation should not be used. Instead, Dems should use this opportunity to get rid of the filibuster.

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Posted January 29, 2010 by Marshall 
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Marginal Revolution: Rename Capitalism Socialism?

Also, the term "free market capitalism" is mostly used by people who are not economists. When I hear that term, I tend to think that I am talking to someone who is prone to believing in conspiracy theories.

Ouch. But so true.

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Posted January 25, 2010 by Marshall 
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John Roberts: the difference four years makes - James Fallows

[I]s it not breathtaking for one appointed Justice, on his own, to decide that he does not like the balance that elected legislators decided on many decades ago, and that many waves of his judicial predecessors have declined to tamper with?

Although I've already said I'm neither troubled or surprised by the Citizens United decision yesterday, Roberts's claims of judicial minimalism are ringing awfully hollow today.

That's not surprising either. "Judicial Activism", whatever that means, is practiced by many on both sides. It's also avoided by many on both sides. Roberts is like all judges, in that he practices restraint or revolution as it suits his fancy.

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Posted January 22, 2010 by Marshall 
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Websites and Words That Are Blocked in China

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Posted January 14, 2010 by Marshall 
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